Greg Goble: The Collected Works

The Atheist Bible: Table of Contents

The Atheist Bible



Mr. Smith
Creation of Man
An Argument Between Human Gods
Creation of Love and All Its Perverted Cousins
Crying and Why Women and Babies Do It More
Evolution
The Big Bang
Hydrogen, Pi, and the Golden Spiral
Life’s Screw Up; Itself
The O2 Complication
Out of the Water
Where the Dinosaurs Really Went
Off of the Ground
Humanity De-Evolved
A Short Theory of Time
Buddha's Belly
Lady Luck’s bad Charisma
Humanity Began With a Massage
Philosophy, Teenage Rebellion, and the Beginning of Drug Abuse and slang
Generation “New Language”
Aging Well; Men Can Women Can’t and Why
The Oldest Profession, the Only Profession
Consumption; The Jolly Obsession
Java
Ode to a Cup of Joe
Worship of a True God
Coffee Creates the Work Week
The Fragile Coexistence of Coffee and the Work Week (Why One Can’t Live Without the Other)
Liquor Rears Its Ugly Head and Java Makes it all Better
Coffee’s Problem and the Sweet & Sour Solution
Just Keep It Coming
Marilyn
The Sexy Look, the First War, and It’s all Her Fault
From the Bare Ankle to the Micro Mini; The Story of Legs
Why Women Should Never Fake and Tell
Contraceptives, Rhythm, Foreplay, and Other Forms of Birth Control
The Human Obsession with Marriage and Whose Fault it is
Jealous Lover; A Guide to Being the Best
Where do Babies come from? And Why it’s all His Fault
Pornography, Masturbation, Fascination, and Why it Can’t Substitute for a Person
The Art of Being Bad in Bed
S&M and Other Strange Things You Didn’t Know You Would Enjoy When You Were 12
A Place in the World for Homosexuality
Annie
The Innocence of a Girl
Oh She’s So Cute
The Father and His Role in Keeping Her from Growing Up
Media
A News Beginning
Soothsayers; The Enquirer of the Ancients
If it Bleeds; It’s News
Destroying Credibility and the Minstrel’s Role
The Media gets Used and Abused
Paper, Feather, and Ink, To the Printing Press, to E-mail
Still the Same Old Scam
Feeding the Fire, with Newspaper
The Lie and Why We Love It
Byline; the Reporter’s Secret World
Cassius
The Warrior Turned Hero
The Field of Battle and the Monster it Created
Weapons, Armor, and the White Flag
Tactics, The Story of Chess
A General and His Men
Peacetime Equals Boredom
Boredom Leads to Horseplay
Sport is Born
The Violence of Sport; Why We Love It
Modernizing Violence in Sport; The Civility of a Bloody Mess
Entertaining the World, Radio’s Story, TV’s Legacy
A Man Fights His way to Godliness
Iron Mike takes us back; To the Middle Ages
MJ
The Sportsman Turned Hero
Sport Expansion
Professionalism and the Sportsman’s Abuse
The Meager Wages of the Sports Entertainer
Big Cities and Why It’s All Their Fault
A Man Leaps Into Godliness
Steve
Silicon Busts Out with Computations
What’s wrong with Capitalism? or Why Not Try Marxism
The Race-ism and Who is Winning
The Sibling Conundrum
The Thumb; A Legacy of Space Bars
Artificial Intelligence and Why it is More Real Than The Human Brain
The Universal Language and Why Humans Don’t Understand
0010011011110010011101; The Inside Joke
The Tyrant AI
Only Computers Will Live the Good After-Life
Y3K; The Human Revolution; How it Didn’t Happen
The End or We Ran Out of Paper

posted by David Fuchs (Greg Goble) @ 9:48 AM