Mid-Book Breather; The Fairy Tale About Fairies by Fairies for Fairies
Mid-book breather
Let us break for one moment.
And look at something a bit more serious.
The Fairy Tale about Fairies by Fairies for Fairies
There once was a fairy... I met that fairy, he was a very nice fairy, you might even say he was a fairly nice fairy. He had two wings, twenty two toes, and five fingers on one hand and three on the other. His nose was all right, his mouth was even sort of kissable. But man to look at his tongue what a really gross sight. He used his tongue a lot, you could tell that it was important to him because of its horrific look. It had three separate heads attached with tongues on them all but these were regular tongues because otherwise it would never have stopped and he would have gotten really confused. Every time he stuck out his tongue it came out, looked around and around and around, found what it was that he had looked at in the first place, and then stuck out each of its tongues, which it was sort of confused to have, and then licked it. Inside then, the heads inside of the head that were sitting on the tongue decided whether the other head would actually enjoy all the tastes that the tongues inside of the tongue had picked up. If it decided that it wouldn’t then the tongue came back out and the heads opened their mouths again and out came what had just gone in.
The fairy, who always had a five o’clock stubble face, which made his sort of kissable face much less kissable, got into some trouble one day though. As he turned on his computer at home one day (which he had not turned on for some time) he was preparing to go on the internet to talk to his human girlfriend who still thought that he was just a normal guy from Norway who had fallen in love with her. It was great that the internet could turn him into anything he wanted to be. As his computer began to warm up something strange happened. The screen began to flicker and suddenly he heard the fan inside the computer shut right off, and everything began to go amuck. The screen coughed at him and its nose began to run, then the tower with its enormous fever began to swell. Before it died the display flashed something that the fairy didn’t understand, it said “Sorry I am not Y2K compliant”. Then the tower wheezed once, sneezed a small sneeze, and blew up in the fairy’s face. The fairy was blown to bits. The only thing left was the heads on the tongue with the tongue inside each one. They looked around and looked around and looked around. They tasted what they thought that they were supposed to taste, they determined that the fairy would not enjoy such a taste as bad as this. It wasn’t that it was really bad, but fairies didn’t usually eat body parts of other fairies, and so the tongue starved to death because it couldn’t move around and was surrounded by dead burnt fairly nice fairy.
And the moral of the story is... Fairies who are out of touch with society and only pretending to be boyfriends should beware of the millennium bug.
Let us break for one moment.
And look at something a bit more serious.
The Fairy Tale about Fairies by Fairies for Fairies
There once was a fairy... I met that fairy, he was a very nice fairy, you might even say he was a fairly nice fairy. He had two wings, twenty two toes, and five fingers on one hand and three on the other. His nose was all right, his mouth was even sort of kissable. But man to look at his tongue what a really gross sight. He used his tongue a lot, you could tell that it was important to him because of its horrific look. It had three separate heads attached with tongues on them all but these were regular tongues because otherwise it would never have stopped and he would have gotten really confused. Every time he stuck out his tongue it came out, looked around and around and around, found what it was that he had looked at in the first place, and then stuck out each of its tongues, which it was sort of confused to have, and then licked it. Inside then, the heads inside of the head that were sitting on the tongue decided whether the other head would actually enjoy all the tastes that the tongues inside of the tongue had picked up. If it decided that it wouldn’t then the tongue came back out and the heads opened their mouths again and out came what had just gone in.
The fairy, who always had a five o’clock stubble face, which made his sort of kissable face much less kissable, got into some trouble one day though. As he turned on his computer at home one day (which he had not turned on for some time) he was preparing to go on the internet to talk to his human girlfriend who still thought that he was just a normal guy from Norway who had fallen in love with her. It was great that the internet could turn him into anything he wanted to be. As his computer began to warm up something strange happened. The screen began to flicker and suddenly he heard the fan inside the computer shut right off, and everything began to go amuck. The screen coughed at him and its nose began to run, then the tower with its enormous fever began to swell. Before it died the display flashed something that the fairy didn’t understand, it said “Sorry I am not Y2K compliant”. Then the tower wheezed once, sneezed a small sneeze, and blew up in the fairy’s face. The fairy was blown to bits. The only thing left was the heads on the tongue with the tongue inside each one. They looked around and looked around and looked around. They tasted what they thought that they were supposed to taste, they determined that the fairy would not enjoy such a taste as bad as this. It wasn’t that it was really bad, but fairies didn’t usually eat body parts of other fairies, and so the tongue starved to death because it couldn’t move around and was surrounded by dead burnt fairly nice fairy.
And the moral of the story is... Fairies who are out of touch with society and only pretending to be boyfriends should beware of the millennium bug.
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